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Sick of finding....

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:08 am
by q

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:15 am
by ROW
That sounds quite odd. And stop calling us joggers!! :?

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:17 am
by La
:lol:

Leading Finders of Corpses
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:18 am
by garth
Ahhh the onion, always good for a chuckle

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:24 am
by Jwolf
Blanken wrote:That sounds quite odd. And stop calling us joggers!! :?


You do realize that the Onion is satire, don't you? :)

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:52 am
by QuickChick
:lol: :lol: Funny! I love The Onion.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:54 am
by pts
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:55 am
by BJH
The Onion needs to stop feeding my phobias! :shifty:

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:10 pm
by NewFinnLoper
Love love love The Onion! 8)

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:44 pm
by phatgirlslim
That's hilarious!

I often jog along the river during my lunch hour. It's crossed my mind once or twice if I'd be the unlucky one to find somebody.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:46 pm
by turd ferguson
I've never found a body but a friend of mine did (here in Calgary).

Scratch that, Ruin and I found a human legbone once. Its still in the back of my car.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:57 pm
by LisaB
Hilarious article! I avoid looking in ditches as I run for that very reason! lol

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:59 pm
by Spirit Unleashed
Blanken wrote:That sounds quite odd. And stop calling us joggers!! :?
I think a runner wouldn't have this problem. Its only us slow poke joggers that see stuff like dead bodies.

HaHa!

Seriously, the cops in the park by my house are always stopping me to ask if I saw something. One time I did report something.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:03 pm
by Jo-Jo
I've seen what I suspected were a couple drug deals on my very early morning runs.
I've also seen what I figured was a cop meeting with an informant on an early morning run.

I've never seen a dead human body..I have seen a fair bit of animal road kill.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:06 pm
by VeloCarrie
I can imagine how much worse it could be for all the Russian fishermen campers who jog with their dog with drunken teenage couples! :shock: :shock:

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:08 pm
by lorei
If you're going fast enough you shouldn't see anything but the road in front of you :P

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:13 pm
by Spirit Unleashed
Sex in parked cars is an issue too.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:23 pm
by Jo-Jo
Spirit Flower wrote:Sex in parked cars is an issue too.


Yep...I've seen that too.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:42 pm
by runshorts
Spirit Flower wrote:Sex in parked cars is an issue too.


I've only had one sex sighting - although they were enjoying the open air on their bare skin, not semi-hidden in a car. It was worthy of a blog entry in which, back to the topic at hand, I note that I've always expected to find a body on the run, but not two very lively bodies.

http://myrunningshorts.wordpress.com/20 ... -and-bees/

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:16 pm
by lisaannr
BJH wrote:The Onion needs to stop feeding my phobias! :shifty:


no kidding... I hated my early morning runs along the river for the few months after a driver drove off the bridge... his body wasn't recovered for months. :shock:

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:07 pm
by seuss
Spirit Flower wrote:Sex in parked cars is an issue too.


yeah - i can never get comfy...um, er, i mean - yeah - stop calling us joggers!