Running Violations Revisted

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HCcD
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Running Violations Revisted

Postby HCcD » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:40 am

Wonder how many of you are guilty of some of these violoations and how much you would owe by now, after all these years ?? :shock: :lol: :wink: :shifty:

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Re: Running Viloations Revisted

Postby turd ferguson » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:34 am

5, 6 and 10 are not violations.

Your spelling of violation is a violation.
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Re: Running Violations Revisted

Postby dgrant » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:58 pm

11. Running on urban sidewalks ................................................................. $10
12. Taking a mid-run selfie ...................................................................... Equivalent to your next ultramarathon entry fee
13. Taking photos inside a gym ................................................ ................ Equivalent to your next month Crossfit fee
14. Wearing shorts outdoors in winter just to be that guy................................... $10
15. Talking to non-runners about running...................................................... $5
16. Being a Canada Goose and pooing on EVERY SQUARE INCH OF RUNNABLE SURFACE.. $5

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Re: Running Violations Revisted

Postby jgore » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:12 pm

#10 would put me in debtor's prison.

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Re: Running Violations Revisted

Postby HCcD » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:55 pm

jgore wrote:#10 would put me in debtor's prison.


Noted in my memory... never, ever draft/run behind Jim in a race.... :shock: :lol: :shifty:
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Re: Running Violations Revisted

Postby Joe Dwarf » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:07 pm

17. Jogging three or more abreast during a race - $20, fine doubles for each extra person
18. Wearing your race T-shirt in the same race you got it - one freebie, then $10

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Re: Running Violations Revisted

Postby turd ferguson » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:33 pm

18. Worrying too much about what someone else is doing or wearing: $20
19. Bulging testicles visible through tights: $40
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