Running Mania

Wonder how many of you are guilty of some of these violoations and how much you would owe by now, after all these years ??

5, 6 and 10 are not violations.

Your spelling of violation is a violation.

11. Running on urban sidewalks ................................................................. $10
12. Taking a mid-run selfie ...................................................................... Equivalent to your next ultramarathon entry fee
13. Taking photos inside a gym ................................................ ................ Equivalent to your next month Crossfit fee
14. Wearing shorts outdoors in winter just to be that guy................................... $10
15. Talking to non-runners about running...................................................... $5
16. Being a Canada Goose and pooing on EVERY SQUARE INCH OF RUNNABLE SURFACE.. $5

#10 would put me in debtor's prison.

jgore wrote:#10 would put me in debtor's prison.

Noted in my memory... never, ever draft/run behind Jim in a race....

17. Jogging three or more abreast during a race - $20, fine doubles for each extra person
18. Wearing your race T-shirt in the same race you got it - one freebie, then $10

18. Worrying too much about what someone else is doing or wearing: $20
19. Bulging testicles visible through tights: $40