Why does running make me want to &h!t so much????

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Postby QuickChick » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:21 pm

OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:
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Postby MINITEE » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:22 pm

QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:

I'm thinking more along "Dirty Bomb" lines... :lol:
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Postby dgrant1 » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:23 pm

solo_running_chick wrote:Trixiee's rubbing beer on her boobs post

Man.

I've been away from here for FAR too long... LINK please!! :shock: 8) :lol:
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Postby QuickChick » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:23 pm

He is basically an IED.
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:38 pm

ultrarune wrote: Anyways, one of my best farts to date must of occurred cause next thing I know the cork is shot like a rocket out my hind end, through my Patagonia Ultra Shorts (www.patagonia.com) and like a Russian biathlete it hits the baby grizzly bear in the temple and renders her unconscious.

Back to the drawing board......


What about substituting the cork for a little gerbil in an aviator outfit? Give him an adorable tiny parachute pack, and you're good to go!

Let me know if you want to buy Abe-yss from me... I've been thinking of trading him in for a bigger model anyway. He comes fully Scotchguarded and lives in his own little Crown Royal bag.
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Postby HCcD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:39 pm

I thought DUCT TAPE was an all-purpose solution ... :roll: :? :wink:
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:40 pm

QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"
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Postby Robbie-T » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:43 pm

dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..
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Postby turd ferguson » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:45 pm

I'm picturing a James Bond car laying down an oil slick behind its pursuers.
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:46 pm

Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:01 pm

MINI-T wrote:
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trixiee wrote:Great! I get to be topped by sh!t!! :shock: :roll: :P


Don't worry Trix, your beer boobs issue is still in the lead for me.
Ryne's problem is in the rear.


Trying desperately not to snort out loud at work here people... :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:


Well I'm glad you're getting a laugh out of it. :? :naughty: This man has a serious medical/athletic/agricultural problem, and some of us are trying to offer constructive solutions.

I don't know what the answer is, but it's good to discuss some ploptions.
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Postby MINITEE » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:04 pm

dgrant wrote:
MINI-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
trixiee wrote:Great! I get to be topped by sh!t!! :shock: :roll: :P


Don't worry Trix, your beer boobs issue is still in the lead for me.
Ryne's problem is in the rear.


Trying desperately not to snort out loud at work here people... :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:


Well I'm glad you're getting a laugh out of it. :? :naughty: This man has a serious medical/athletic/agricultural problem, and some of us are trying to offer constructive solutions.

I don't know what the answer is, but it's good to discuss some ploptions.


Well, if this is good enough for Brendan Shanahan, then it should be good enough for Rune...
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Postby Jo-Jo » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:04 pm

dgrant wrote:
MINI-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
trixiee wrote:Great! I get to be topped by sh!t!! :shock: :roll: :P


Don't worry Trix, your beer boobs issue is still in the lead for me.
Ryne's problem is in the rear.


Trying desperately not to snort out loud at work here people... :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:


Well I'm glad you're getting a laugh out of it. :? :naughty: This man has a serious medical/athletic/agricultural problem, and some of us are trying to offer constructive solutions.

I don't know what the answer is, but it's good to discuss some ploptions.


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Postby HCcD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:05 pm

dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo


Be serious, Maniacs .... HedgeHogs is the Perfect Weapon ... :shock: :lol: :wink:
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Postby braveheart » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:06 pm

dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:10 pm

campbellskid wrote:
dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:


What? It's an all natural solution, and cork trees are endangered.

What would David Suzuki put up his a$$? Hmm?
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Postby Nicholas » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:16 pm

dgrant wrote:
campbellskid wrote:
dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:



What? It's an all natural solution, and cork trees are endangered.

What would David Suzuki put up his a$$? Hmm?

CF light bulbs that glow in the dark.....
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Postby HCcD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:18 pm

Nick wrote:
dgrant wrote:
campbellskid wrote:
dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:



What? It's an all natural solution, and cork trees are endangered.

What would David Suzuki put up his a$$? Hmm?

CF light bulbs that glow in the dark.....


the one's that were recalled ?? :roll:
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Postby turd ferguson » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:27 pm

dgrant wrote:
campbellskid wrote:
dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:


What? It's an all natural solution, and cork trees are endangered.

What would David Suzuki put up his a$$? Hmm?


A smaller, angrier, more sanctimonious David Suzuki.
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Postby ultraslacker » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:33 pm

Ruin I think your problem is your diet.


You need a baconator.
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Postby HCcD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:35 pm

klewlis wrote:Ruin I think your problem is your diet.


You need a baconator.


I agree .... guaranteed to clear your system within 12 hours ... :lol: :wink: :oops: :oops:
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Postby dgrant » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:39 pm

mike rµns wrote:
dgrant wrote:
campbellskid wrote:
dgrant wrote:
Robbie-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
QuickChick wrote:OMG too funny!! At least you don't need to worry about self-defense- you have a built in pellet gun. :lol:


"Ryne, bogey on your six o'clock!!!"


Any idea how he could carry a few more rounds instead of just a single shooter? Useful for keeping the second place runner in second place..


1 male gerbil + 1 female gerbil = unlimited ammo



:help:


What? It's an all natural solution, and cork trees are endangered.

What would David Suzuki put up his a$$? Hmm?


A smaller, angrier, more sanctimonious David Suzuki.


Excuse me Mike, but this thread is not about mudslinging... :wink:
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Postby Tori » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:43 pm

OMG - the tears are rolling down my face at work.

All this talk about poop is going to make me pee my pants from laughing :oops: :lol: :oops:

I still feel you should use the cork but carry a bbq lighter with you. When the cork is ready to blow you can ignite the lighter and use the gaseous forces as jet fuel to help you fly/run home quicker!!
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Postby MINITEE » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:43 pm

dgrant wrote:
mike rµns wrote: A smaller, angrier, more sanctimonious David Suzuki.

Excuse me Mike, but this thread is not about mudslinging... :wink:

or poo-flinging... :roll:
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Postby BJH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:43 pm

MINI-T wrote:
dgrant wrote:
mike rµns wrote: A smaller, angrier, more sanctimonious David Suzuki.

Excuse me Mike, but this thread is not about mudslinging... :wink:

or poo-flinging... :roll:


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