Running Violations Revisted
Running Violations Revisted
Wonder how many of you are guilty of some of these violoations and how much you would owe by now, after all these years ??
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turd ferguson
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Re: Running Viloations Revisted
5, 6 and 10 are not violations.
Your spelling of violation is a violation.
Your spelling of violation is a violation.
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Re: Running Violations Revisted
11. Running on urban sidewalks ................................................................. $10
12. Taking a mid-run selfie ...................................................................... Equivalent to your next ultramarathon entry fee
13. Taking photos inside a gym ................................................ ................ Equivalent to your next month Crossfit fee
14. Wearing shorts outdoors in winter just to be that guy................................... $10
15. Talking to non-runners about running...................................................... $5
16. Being a Canada Goose and pooing on EVERY SQUARE INCH OF RUNNABLE SURFACE.. $5
12. Taking a mid-run selfie ...................................................................... Equivalent to your next ultramarathon entry fee
13. Taking photos inside a gym ................................................ ................ Equivalent to your next month Crossfit fee
14. Wearing shorts outdoors in winter just to be that guy................................... $10
15. Talking to non-runners about running...................................................... $5
16. Being a Canada Goose and pooing on EVERY SQUARE INCH OF RUNNABLE SURFACE.. $5
Re: Running Violations Revisted
#10 would put me in debtor's prison.
Re: Running Violations Revisted
jgore wrote:#10 would put me in debtor's prison.
Noted in my memory... never, ever draft/run behind Jim in a race....
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Re: Running Violations Revisted
17. Jogging three or more abreast during a race - $20, fine doubles for each extra person
18. Wearing your race T-shirt in the same race you got it - one freebie, then $10
18. Wearing your race T-shirt in the same race you got it - one freebie, then $10
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Re: Running Violations Revisted
18. Worrying too much about what someone else is doing or wearing: $20
19. Bulging testicles visible through tights: $40
19. Bulging testicles visible through tights: $40
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