Sick of finding....
Sick of finding....
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Blanken wrote:That sounds quite odd. And stop calling us joggers!!
You do realize that the Onion is satire, don't you?
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Funny! I love The Onion.
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I've never found a body but a friend of mine did (here in Calgary).
Scratch that, Ruin and I found a human legbone once. Its still in the back of my car.
Scratch that, Ruin and I found a human legbone once. Its still in the back of my car.
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Hilarious article! I avoid looking in ditches as I run for that very reason! lol
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Resolution Run - 5km - done
Hypothermic Half - done
WPS Half Marathon - done
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Air Force 5km - done
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Lockport Half Marathon - done
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I think a runner wouldn't have this problem. Its only us slow poke joggers that see stuff like dead bodies.Blanken wrote:That sounds quite odd. And stop calling us joggers!!
HaHa!
Seriously, the cops in the park by my house are always stopping me to ask if I saw something. One time I did report something.
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I've seen what I suspected were a couple drug deals on my very early morning runs.
I've also seen what I figured was a cop meeting with an informant on an early morning run.
I've never seen a dead human body..I have seen a fair bit of animal road kill.
I've also seen what I figured was a cop meeting with an informant on an early morning run.
I've never seen a dead human body..I have seen a fair bit of animal road kill.
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I can imagine how much worse it could be for all the Russian fishermen campers who jog with their dog with drunken teenage couples!
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Sex in parked cars is an issue too.
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Spirit Flower wrote:Sex in parked cars is an issue too.
Yep...I've seen that too.
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Spirit Flower wrote:Sex in parked cars is an issue too.
I've only had one sex sighting - although they were enjoying the open air on their bare skin, not semi-hidden in a car. It was worthy of a blog entry in which, back to the topic at hand, I note that I've always expected to find a body on the run, but not two very lively bodies.
http://myrunningshorts.wordpress.com/20 ... -and-bees/
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